LOU ANNE

Now that we’re stuck at the same pace, how’s about you tell me why

you are expending energy at 5am walking along side the AARP set instead

of waking that sweet young thing with nature’s glorious morning salute?

 

LOU ANNE does hand gesture to mimic an erection.

 

JAKE

(laughs)

God woman, you can be so inappropriate at times.

 

LOU ANNE

I’m too old to mince words, Jake, and my glutes are about a lap away

from seizing up so, fair warning Sassy is out for your head because

Marion called her certain you are avoiding her after you know, dirty

dancing with the girl? So give it up, what the hell is going on with you

two? Was it just a “wonder if I can land that sweet piece of ass”,  or what,

'cause I sure as shit wouldn’t want to be you if Sassy finds ya any time soon.

 

JAKE

Dammit. I’m not avoiding Marion, I just thought I should step

back and give her some time with the store, is all.

 

LOU ANNE

Bullshit!

 

JAKE

Lou Anne!

 

LOU ANNE stops, bends over panting a moment, grabs JAKE’s arm.

 

LOU ANNE

You listen to me, you jackass. I don’t know what’s going on in that

thick head of yours, maybe dementia or Alzheimer’s is setting in?

 

 

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